That screams newbie along with "I can give you all cash and close quick".  

When a potential client of mine says "bring me a deal" it sort of screams "I'm new to investing and I have no idea what I am doing."

Sounds good mate,We need to bloody slow down soon.I think I have another 2-3 years of this pace in me hahaNeed to do more for less ayyy hahaThanks mate

If these are screaming good deals then you should have no problem getting a serious cash buyer to offer on it. 

(When doing multiple touches you don't have to SCREAM we buy houses in every letter; people do business with people like respect, like and/or trust!)

Yes, some gurus will charge you in excess of $40,000.00 for training, but I god damn guarantee you that no one would ever cry bloody murder if you made $40,000 on a flip, or took a $40,000 commission for brokering a deal. 

However if its a screaming deal, you can always find the money if you talk to a few people who know a little about real estate. 

Thanks Nathan,Bloody hell mate,Looks like Ohio Cashflow will need to hire a full time legal team to monitor every one of our posts, blogs, interviews, the color of our socks lol, etc...Haha ;)Have a great day and chat soon.

You are in Mobile and you did not mention anyone screaming "terrorist."

The guy eventually came to the door yelling and screaming saying he didn't have to pay taxes because he was a "cripple".