Best part is there was a part 2 of the craziness, when went down to talk to basement unit tenant to explain not to worry we figured it out, it's not wine, no it's just watered down goat blood and entrails pouring through the ceiling...... 

I tell them don’t call me over stupid crap because if I have to come down there then there better be blood or I’m going to be furious 

So no big drama at the end.. they just leave you prey they did not do to much damage and go do it again.Again, Jay, a "move-in fee" is just blood money.

In can get tricky and cause bad blood if things don't go well in the agreement.

Hard money lenders are out for blood.

We are three close friends, but not related by blood.

For purposes of this section, "family" shall mean:(1) An individual or any number of individuals related by blood or marriage;(2) A group of not more than five individuals not so related;(3) A group of not more than ten members of a religious order who live together in a single dwelling unit; or(4) A group of not more than ten adults, the majority of whom are 60 years of age or older, who live together in a single dwelling unit, are all capable of self-preservation without assistance in the event of an emergency, and do not need to live in a supervised environment.Does this mean that 5 unrelated people can live in the same house?

The life blood of real estate.

You're trying to get blood from a stone.

You can’t get blood from a turnip.