If you have the time and you are not starting with a huge amount, I would encourage doing them yourself assuming you have a laser printer. 

I think it's kinda splitting hairs to say one kind of helper, called a mentor, should not take a fee but another kind of helper, called a coach, should.

The carpet turned out to be an inch of dog hair from huskies that he’d owned.

A seller who is pulling their hair out can be a very motivated person, indeed, if you can tolerate the insanity.

Look for people who have specific catalysts and are pulling their hair out, preferably in big clumps.Don't show up with hair spray and brushes.

I'm new to direct mail but I do think that a >10% response even with a yellow letter to a good list is better than you should expect.For the postcards that seems just a hair low.I think for that many pieces I would have expected 10+/-3 calls so not that far off.

The other thing I would do is make sure you tell everyone you know or encounter that you're looking to buy, (family, friends, hair salon, nail salon, literally anyone you can engage in small talk).

The housing authority has the landlord by the short hairs.

Yeah, the math works but it seems like splitting hairs to me.

Like 5-10 minutes.Sometimes I hate my age, height, hair color, and gender.