You can also get a courier bag (you have a key and they have a key) and have your deposits couriered (ubered) to the bank. 

Brown bag your lunch and brew your own coffee.  

The inspector came with a small bag of tools and a flash light.

Austin does have issues that city needs to stop banning plastic bags and start widening roads.

I wrote a follow up email and told him that he was a rude d-bag.

Somebody has to be left holding the bag, don't let it be you.

In the FHA guidelines it says "Joint or total ownership of a property that is held in the name of a limited liability company (LLC) or partnership where the borrower(s) have an individual or combined ownership in the LLC or partnership of less than 25% and the financing is in the name of the LLC or partnership." would not count against your bag limit of 10 properties.My question is how do I do that?

I'm impressed, a half million grab bag. 

If you want to go it alone, contact Eric Hurd at ehurd at monroecounty dot gov and tell him your story.Please let's all work together to put this scum bag behind bars so that he doesn't continue to poison the efforts we're all working so hard to build.

@James Masotti There seems to be a mixed bag some homes in the neighborhood have hardwood/laminate (hard to tell from some of the photos), others have mostly carpet.