Do they structure in a way where it mirrors the regular 30-year fixed rate except the term to pay off the loan in full is more immediate, e.g. 5-8 years.

That said, when I use a vacation rental and am paying a $75 cleaning fee, you wouldn't catch me scrubbing the mirror and faucets if my kids got some toothpaste spittle on them- that's what the cleaning fee is for.

Or should I loan the money to the LLC mirroring the same conditions as my lender?

Look at overall layout and function of Kitchen.Baths:  cabinets any sign of mold, general condition, everywhere, any sign of mold, function and condition of shower, tub, facet, sink, toilet, mirror condition?

Jeez, @Paxson B Hightower reading your post is like looking in the mirror.

New carpet and tile flooring with black marble borders and baseboards, new paint throughout, new window coverings, new light fixtures throughout, mirrored walls, new sinks and faucets, and new appliances throughout.

Granite counters, new carpet & tile flooring with black marble borders & baseboards, new paint, new window coverings, new light fixtures, mirrored walls, new sinks & faucets, and new appliances.

I have never used Menards.Lowes is great for selection on decorative items like mirrors and mosaic tile.

Keep focused on the goals, write them down, post them on the mirror in your bathroom so you see them every single day and make one small step every single day toward those goals. 

(however this mirrors the college grad scenario of if every job requires 2-3 years experience how do you ever get a first job) And even if you could separate the LLC from you personally, how would the LLC's DTI every qualify?