Found 20 (yes 20) garbage bags of Playboy mags in the attic.

I'm gonna try hotel hacking you can catch me with a sleeping bag in the maintenance closet 

Taxes are definitely not my bag.

In this case, the "Velocity of Banking isn't all that and a bag of chips" camp wins, hands down. 

Wow Becky, that's a lot--Maybe way to much for a short term goal.You don't want to end up worse off than you are now--which could happen if things don't go as you planned them.Maybe tackling the big dog on the playing field first and then revisit the other stuff a little later.The Big Dog being Domestic Violence...you were not put on this Earth to be his Punching Bag whenever he is having a bad day.Maybe you can get him to go to Domestic Violence counseling.If you split up, you can together with the courts help decide about the house, pets, kids, visitation for both of you, and child support payments, and possibly spousal support payments. 

With bags and bins all over the extra space in the house.

Labeled "Generation X" this now aging generation was once the punching bag with movies like "Reality Bites" painting a horrible future.Here we are in almost 2020 and now "Millenials" are the generation that everyone likes to pick on.

But at the same time I'd hate to be caught holding the bag on an "overpriced" property.

Total dirt-bag trying to rip us off on a window job.

They would throw trash all over the property and cut garbage bags.