IDK some people might like the kid thing.

Not sure about delusional but it's not unusual for us to have to do a genuine drain & fill several times a month during high seasons if we've rented to large groups with kids.

Also have a arcade and shuffle board in the loft area.

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And the other the bank generally says "wtf, r u kidding us". 

Weekends for a lot of people are usually tied up with kids sports, family functions and trips.

Some neighbors also told me that there seems to be more people living in the house (on the lease its supposed to be the lady and her two kids 4 YO and 8 or 9 YO).

This is a super hilarious video too kangaroo kicks kid into river  I feel guilty every time I laugh at it but I really can't help. 

The best way to learn about how to really invest in real estate is to read books, listen to good podcasts, and pair that with going to in-person meetups so you can see people just like you, married with 3 kids, who are making it work for them.

Staying local and house hacking—especially now, before kids—gives you so much flexibility to set yourselves up for long-term success.Your financial foundation is super strong, and house hacking a quad sounds like an amazing first step for you two.