Most criminals defrauded the IRSI wonder what would happen if the people who combined lost like $2M all sent 1099's to him-I bet that would wake up the IRS but not sure if it would impact their claim later on.

I bet there are some ways you could proactively plan so the problem almost resolves itself. 

Suckers are born every day. 

I imagine you'll have the same issue with the unpermitted kitchenetteIf you can rent the property as a MTR then listing on Furnished Finder will probably be your best bet.

I think your thesis is sound in general, but I would want a hedge on my bet.

Your best bet would be to hire a good property manager who screens well and knows what they're doing and you should be able to get good income over a few years. 

Your best bet is to start a relationship with a local lender so you can get on the same page about what you need and when.

You bet, but not active or pre-foreclosure.

I'm looking to connect with Huntsville locals who can assist or point me in the right direction. go to the local FB groups I bet there everywhere 

A drain pan is for emergency leaks from the washer, I would bet 90% of households don't have one (I don't).