Man I have to agree with you, some buyers are like that, but of you list is fat as all heck, while he is waiting for someone to turn on the utilities, someone else is at the closing table with cash in hand.

Fat checks and fast cash is my motivation.

(Which court talk for you're a big fat liar!)

While it may be a bit counter intuitive there is such low supply that despite the increasing prices the total dollars has decreased. 2) As everyone else has said, house hack if you can in any way scrape together the funds to buy.

Each time, it is a fat check.

My box had a slit, but the fat envelope was sticking out, so I told him in the future, pay me by check.

Save as much as you can in the meantime. 

Account Closed Sad but true, I have a similar issue getting those fat government contracts, "used to work here" is a phrase often encountered as margins get fatter.

Once they have the means to get something bigger, whether it is meeting a significant other or they get a fat raise, they are out of there.

To be safe I would put as much as you can in a reserve account in case something happens like capital expenditures.