You can split hairs all day long.

The downside is I currently make a hair over 65k a year and I can't afford to take much of a cut. 

Well, there's always Bitcoin :D.Seriously though - as much as I hate the hair-brained and pandering policies Seattle City Council and other similar governing bodies, I think we as landlords tend to blow the eviction thing out of proportion.

No evictions, makes good money.But.....she owns a hair salon....and I know how wild hairdresser types can be.....but that's a completely different story.

Usually, if a broker is involved, the #1 would be offered for just a hair less than #2 (the price difference would be less than renovation cost).

Once you've done the reasearch, presented and had shot down several deals by us "gray hairs" and have truly stumbled onto a "unpolished diamond" you'll know it.At that point you'll have the money, the skills and the aptitude to "walk the talk".

They want transactions with the least amount of "hair" on the deals as possible.

Another issue will be showing that your contract is in compliance with new laws according to when it was made, if it is not in compliance then it may not be marketable at all or may require a shaving, not just a hair cut.

You're more likely to pressure an agent that we call "Part-Time Patty" into giving away her income, but you'll get what you pay for.Patty (not a real person) has blond hair, blue eyes, 2 1/2 kids and a puppy. 

Sure enough, the whole circus started and I wanted to pull my hair out.