@Jacob Murphy the cat pee is the worst because it is very acidic.

I cleaned hideous toilets back to virtually new in a few minutes using pool acid.

Many people sleep on their sides to mimic the fetal position but the problem is you toss and turn because pressure is put on the shoulder.With a motorized bed you can elevate the legs which takes pressure off of the spine and back and with the upper body elevation you keep reflux from happening from the stomach into the throat which also helps the sinuses drain properly instead of pool and swell the turbinates at night causing congestion and difficulty breathing.The zero gravity position from a motorized bed mimics the fetal position but opens up the lungs for better breathing and keeps the acid down in the stomach plus since you are not on your side the pressure is not on the shoulders.When you first try it there is some getting used to as your body has been out of whack for so long.    

That can be cleaned off in a couple of hours by a guy with a brush, a ladder or scissor lift, and some acid and water.I don't think that's a big deal.I wouldn't waive anything until after the inspection, however.

Don’t go looking for additional stomach acid, because you’ll find it.

He also must have been peeing on the air conditioner unit because there is a triangle on each corner where the fins are all gone - eaten up by the acidic urine! 

It's about $500 plus $150 if you want them to throw in 10 gal of acid (which you will want that).

The cheapest option (other than nothing) would be to make a cut in the middle and remove the old, then acid stain the driveway so it all matches. 

That's a good test Don, like an acid test.

Your on the right track, boric acid, traps.