The only place you should note assumable mortgages is in the description or the agent notes on the MLS, not separately on a public portal.

For those in the highest tier (or know about it), can you give a general description/example of how the process goes in terms of if you have to fill out a lot of forms in order to invest in properties (and if so approximately how many) and what amount of time you spend a week on your investments?

They'll just say stuff like "thank for your patience" and "I'm looking into this" and even "I hope we are still connected" (as if they wouldn't know if we're connected or not) over and over again, and if you don't reply to each little statement, it'll kick you out of the chat.Nevermind the god-awful website/interface, the forced AI descriptions they keep trying to implement, the lack of any kind of damage protection without forcing the guest to buy into it. 

I discounted my offer substantially based on the major problems described - no documentation or invoices for any work done (so I can't take from previous tenant security deposit now, a primary requirement in the first place) some very vague descriptions of work done, certainly some padding somewhere.

This provides a non emotional verification of the potential profitability.This is not a solicitation, only a description of our services.

Is there any way to fix a legal description in the title abstract? 

The legal description of the lot states these 4 townhouses are 1 legal property (they are NOT platted as 4 separated properties).The realtor I use to appraise the property claim that I would maximize the sales price if I had the re-platted as 4 different legal properties.

Is that only because Alex's description of it pencils out so nicely?

Your listing should reflect what you actually offer both in photos and descriptions and you should communicate authentically and as frequently as is right for the guest.  

A sham is not an accurate description for what it is.