That being said, my internal alarm bells are ringing. 

Smoke and carbon monoxide alarms? 

HVAC, landscaping, fire alarm testing, check for leaks/water pressure, swapping air filters, seasonal maintenance (fall, spring, winter), small fixture upgrades, double check warranties, etc...They may uncover lease violations that allow for early termination. 

For better or worse, the way he said it in front of everyone actually set off red flags and alarms to me.

The building management system includes mechanical, electrical and plumbing systems; security systems; life safety equipment such as elevators, escalators and fire alarms; lighting controls; heating ventilation and air conditioning (HVAC); digital surveillance systems; power distribution equipment such as panel boards and motor controls; network protocol devices, sensors and actuators.

Where did they charge the tenant for the drain clogged with hair and the false alarm on the fridge?

I am pretty excited to announce that after close to a year of being in Analysis Paralysis, I have had my offer accepted and am currently in the process of possibly closing by the end of the month (CUE THE PANAIC ALARM). 

I am pretty excited to announce that after close to a year of being in Analysis Paralysis, I have had my offer accepted and am currently in the process of possibly closing by the end of the month (CUE THE PANAIC ALARM).

And do things like check smoke alarms and furnace filters while you're there. 

Does putting in the listing that "house is occupied by sitter" or " house has alarm/cameras" help with deterrence?