The one in question was formerly branded but has been closed for a while, and has 8 dispensers (16 nozzles). 

Do some light staging as well (maybe some flowers on a table, nice soap dispenser and trendy towel in the bathroom, etc). 

If you don't think see the validity in the comparison, and you accept the fact that anyone can learn enough about REI through casual resources, and that the limited success gained of those casual resources is fine and acceptable, and the idea of looking beyond the simple and striving for better rather than accepting limits, then go ahead and change the surgeon to (choose any of the above) the:1 - Engineer that designed the structure of the building you work in, 2 - Person cutting your hair,3 - Accountant that does you taxes,4 - Air Traffic Controller that keeps planes from crashing,5 - The Pilot the flies those planes,6 - The Captain that sails the cruise ships,7 - Electrician that wired your house,8 - The plumber that plumbed your house,9 - Pharmacist that dispenses your meds10 - Software Engineer that designed the software you use,11 - ...I'm sure others can add to this list. 

It is also ironic that you're posting to tell people not to take advice/information from online sources while simultaneously dispensing advice online.

Ice dispensers, water dispensers, dishwashers, and garbage disposals?

No it isn't stainless steel, no it doesn't have a water dispenser in front door, yes it is slightly smaller than the old one, but it is in my mind a perfectly acceptable working fridge for a family of 4..  

I get the biggest stainless steel fridges I can fit in there with water/ice dispensers.

The same is true with refrigerators with water dispensers and icemakers; those puppies always get removed or swapped out as they are a never-ending source of service calls.

That sort of baffles me... a bunch of advice is dispensed, yet nobody know what you're actually trying to achieve.Anyone (including an entity) can pay anyone else's mortgage.  

Great reply guys and lots of good info. being dispensed.