All attics have ventilation of some kind, those spinning turbines, vents or something else.

You might be able to get your Realtor to do that - for a fee at first (maybe applicable toward closing costs/brokers fees when you actually close on the deal), maybe even for free once you have a relationship with them and have bought a property or 2 or 4 proving you actually do make moves and they're not spinning their wheels to do a video walk-through for you. 

On the very first day the new tenants, a group of three 24 year old stoners; I had to open my window and tell them that they weren't allowed to be banging on their brake rotor with a metal mallet at 11 pm.

Ok, my head is spinning haha.

They'll be standing with their feet planted when their buddy shouts from 20 feet away and they'll LEAVE THEIR FEET PLANTED AND "SPIN", which tears the composition right off.

Buy and hold, house flipping, wholesaling, small multi-family, lease options, land contracts, large multi-family, assisted living facilities, vacation rentals, corporate rentals, self storage, notes, mobile home parks, medical office buildings, turn key rentals, etc.Is your head spinning yet?

The properties I have been getting from my realtors are getting under contract at a velocity that is making my head spin!

My wheels are always spinning - which, I suppose is a good thing.

Being new to this, and as the night goes on (lots of coffee), what's easy for the pros makes my head spin a bit, lol. 

You know why and all Mortgage Brokers reading this know you know why reading this, but give us your spin on this fact.