I tried cash for keys, but this guy knew the system and milked every angle.

My strategy is not to milk a cheap house for as much as I can, but rather it is to offer a residence that is reliable, presentable, and fairly priced for both myself and the tenant. 

Truly the land of milk and honey. 

That's when the DIY craze took off, folks started writing books, and it was the land of milk and honey.  

Also PM would do a checklist during that photo visit to try to catch extra people, unregistered pets, leaks, damage, maybe bad water heaters/HVAC units, storm damage, so that's being proactive.I think these days too many PMs are in it to try to figure out how they can milk the heck out of stupid owners vs helping them build a portfolio and be successful owners.Being proactive on preventative maintenance, being quick on delinquencies, providing property values and options is helpful. 

.$6.85 Zulay Kitchen Milk Frother Wand - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082314NFLSo we have this in our lake house and it gets used all the time.

I use it with spinach/kale and all kinds of fruit, some almond milk, water, frozen mango, sunflower seeds and half a spoon of Rockin' Wellness....yum...and so easy to make and clean

Think, the USDA brining armed feds to shut down Amish farmers for selling their unpasteurized milk, or the FDA allowing harmful chemical additives in our food that are banned in hundreds of other countries.

That would be like giving paystubs to the grocery store when buying a gallon of milk.... 

Check out Columbus, OH it’s the land of milk 🥛 and honey 🍯 and cashflow 💰 and appreciation 📈.