I feel like I could hang out with her on a job and have good time but my business model and market require swapping out those old windows even though I think they are cool.

swap the washer / dryer,, she gets new.. expense goes to rental, you get old set, no cost to you. 

This process is sometimes called “swapping”.

Swap the Diablo blade between that and the small mitre all the time!

WE remove all of our lead based pipes even at time doing copper swaps. 

No matter the default structure of the three options above, you can swap rate for fees, or fees for rate, to have it your way. 

I am very well versed in the northeast market if anyone would like to swap info!

The somewhat positive news is that for the most part the tenants who stained it have always had to pay for the carpet replacement costs.I'm now at a point where I absolutely need to swap out the entire carpet for new carpet (or LVT).

If the tenant isn't dirty that transition isn't going to be grossif you're planning on having a dirty tenant, many might want to put a cheap carpet in and just swap that out every time the tenant leaves.

They have an awesome product where you can swap the cylinder out with a simple control key without removing the lock frame.