Josh – my only concern is you keep teasing about having another announcement and I'm afraid you're going to put Donald Trump in my same timeframe for Saturday morning!

@Dennis Nikolaev If I were you, I'd go back to sleep hoping to wake up tomorrow with $2.2M...Only teasing...

I've got another lender who teased me with a 3 month seasoning timeframe.  

. :-)@Tim Walsh I was teasing you a bit there.  ;-) Just to be clear: a gain is your money.

I agree I can’t image having car payments.I drove a Ford Thunder Bird for the longest time and my friends and kids would tease me because to get into the car you needed to crawl through the windows.

Coffee's for closers only.Just teasing.

You know how to tease us, Will.

They teased me about not carrying and I would say I will let you guys handle it for me.

When I suggest a property to them, they know from dealing with me, from providing them with the numbers that this is a good investment.In their local area they are unable to get a decent house for what we sell them....my CA buyer always teases me that he can get 3 KC houses for what 1 CA house costs...When & if you choose to buy & hold out of state, find a company that is there for you, find an individual who you feel comfortable to work with.  

Replace battery is necessary.(9) Test/Reset GFCI receptacles.(10) Test outside hose bibs and main shutoff valve.(11) Visual inspection of ceiling for stains.(12) Replace burnt out light bulbs for elderly tenants with no ladder.Then every 6 month or so I would do a few additional things such as wash down AC compressor coil; open the tub drain and bathroom lav drain stopper and tease out the hair down there; may be do a test load of wash and dry if I have some dirty rags in the back of my vehicle; get on the roof for a visual check, open the main sewer cleanout outside and shine a flash light down, and obviously I emailed tenants before each visit to see if they need me to look at anything.