Most people spend life on a couch watching 24hr news afraid to go to the corner store because their brainwashed.

All the couches should be fold-out sofas, but I think maybe the red one is not.

This is obviously not the place for couch-sitting victims of the economy.  

It's amazing how they will bluster and sometimes just blurt out that their aunt wants them off her couch lol.  

I am the opposite of Account Closed, I still say you need to raise the rent, but I would couch it in a different manner.

Tenant placed couch/sofa near wall heater.

I again suggested he use some of the money to get a storage unit for his things and then rent a room or couch surf temporarily until he could find other accommodations.He still wasn't a happy camper. 

Tenant could put other fridge in garage or sell it.Just as bad as when the couch won't fit in the door, or the bed won't fit up the steps.. 

They're just hoping to keep this person from moving onto their couch. 

Each has at least a small bed or comfy couch, and lots of bottled water.