mic drop.We can all point out things politically about the "other team" that we don't like and cherry pick. 

So I decided to take hand me downs, there is no way I’m spending $5000 on a couch. 

Many times they will have couches sitting on the sidewalk.

Hard work pays off , laying in the couch watching Maury Povich does NOT pay off 

Look Dave’s advice is solid meat and potatoes wisdom for the “ average “ slob that watches mindless trash every night sitting on the couch ,who can’t control himself or his finances .

@Jay Hinrichs out of my 16 doors I directly manage I had to encourage and couch a few who had misunderstandings, as their was a rent strike and some thinking my mortgages were getting waived.

We will tax the rich to get what we want, and we can lay on the couch.

Most on full permanent disability get around $700/month  It's impossible to live on that and they are often too disordered to keep a regular roommate so these tenants have to do other things-- they work under the table when possible or more often they do other things generally frowned upon by landlords and neighbors, like renting couch space to homeless "friends" (say welcome to the bed-bugs), selling drugs, running unauthorized day cares, shoplifting, or providing laundry services if the landlord pays water.

If you were owner of properties at The Hamptons or Manhattan you would have different issues.ps: Never get discouraged by NOers, they are still on their couch running excels in their heads.

Unless your serious about catching this filthy pot smoker in which case, I vote double stuffed Oreos and a net .... or maybe just Oreos, Netflix  and a couch, That would probably do it.