Just not possible.)Tomorrow, I will make copies, draft a letter, and send to them along with hair and tissue samples and the title to my first born son to attempt to clear this matter up once and for all.

I'm not opposed to splitting hairs over words but I believe my time could be more productive in other areas. 

I am more the tortoise than the hair.  

Brand new to REI and looking to build an REI network in the greater Tucson, AZ area before playing first hand.....have liquid and lines available.About us:My wife and I bought our 1st house as a short sale resulting in instant equity......then the wheels started turning…..Before dumping all of our investment capital into a $75K guru bootcamp (but after their $2K pitch), we began listening to the BP podcasts and have decided to enter the realm of real estate investing in July of this year and are slated for our AZDRE Sales Licenses by the end of Sept 2015.Wife's focus: learning local market through brokerage for commissions.My focus: identifying and executing investments for Fix & Flip and Buy & Hold (renting).More about us:Although, considered by myself, relatively young at 34, I’ve been a conceptual chef and foodservice manager for 15 years currently owning one concept outright, a percentage ownership in a foodservice retail company and a GM at a thriving restaurant in an esteemed area of Tucson.My gorgeous wife, of a few years younger than I (she wouldn’t be too happy if disclosed her exact age), has been in the service industries as a hair stylist and bartender for her entire professional career.

matchstick, toothpick, needle, toe nail, dirt, stick, fork, cat hair, dog hair, cat vomit, finger, dirty finger..

Lot slopes and trees can mess up your day as well as soil quality and proximity to waterways.3) Permits and what order those permits are required4) Budgets - the more accurate you can be before you spend, the less hair you will pull out.5) Financing schedule - getting the money isn't so hard as spending it properly.

Being as cheap as possible, I get my hair almost shaved off so I only have to go pay them about every 3-4 months:) On a different note, I had considered trying to get more into commercial.

But then I found this guy named Mark Whitten in Baltimore he had a book " How to flip houses like your hair is on fire" So i googled testimonials actually emailed him and found him out to be real and not a gimmick.

Hair and muck. 

You don't know cold until you have your nose hair freeze after being outside for 30 seconds.