I would play around with changing your minimum night stays to at least 4, using surge pricing on the weekends, or using something like PriceLabs "mid-term stay dynamic minimums" to massage the booking tendencies here.

I am also a massage therapist and have a private practice out of my house, so this isn't new territory for me either.

They don't work a "job" so they have the time to source the best foods, get 9 hours of sleep every night, get regular massages, etc.

Filming porn, massage parlors with happy endings, etc.

We have a few 'therapy dog' residents.

Trusting accounting statements which are almost always massaged is more risk than I care to incur.   

There are good topics here on BP regarding service and therapy animals.

All went to my 2.5k mortgage, drugs, doctors, therapy, 25k got conned by a "friend," the rest to the wife and lawyer.My father had the 800 loc for me in his name I cosigned, and he silently owned 25%.

I actually use the stuff he teaches on alot of my consulting gigs, my clients range from personal trainers, massage therapists to a couple real estate investors (care to guess how I got into REI?).

Maybe treat yo self and get a massage the last day.