I have acquired a piece of property that has an existing cell tower on it.

They have no car, little to no furniture, a cell phone that is sometimes on and sometimes off.

Either begin by paying your cell phone bill or having your parents put you as an approved person on one of their credit cards if they have good credit.

I think many of us use hyper-consumerism as a means of validating our self-worth.We NEED to upgrade to a new cell phone every year, we NEED to take expensive vacations to show our friends how fun our lives are, we NEED to purchase the more expensive car, we NEED to eat at chic restaurants and document the experience all over our social media.

I looked at GPS tracking, but they need batteries changed frequently, and a monthly fee to be paid like a cell phone bill, any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

It takes a lot of time to prepare food, eat, and clean up so being as busy as we always are this simplifies the process quite a bit (not to mention the benefits of simplifying the digestion process for the body).

And homeowners are able to reach me anytime they want - they have my cell number.

There is a large retail scene in Columbus as well, with big retailers such as Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret and Big Lots all having headquarters in Columbus. 

They could also use the bathtub to dissolve the body of their grandmother while they continue cashing her social security checks.

Last fall our girls soccer team had a game canceled because one of her friends found a dead body just off the pitch near the parkway.