Its not my cup of tea, but its straight forward and helpful for many. 

The tea leaves suggest they have a major cash crunch. 

That's where a mix of mass mailings to door knocking (not my cup of tea) comes into play and you might be able to do a "cash for keys" type deal.Does any of this help?

Once it's safe to go out, I would love to meet people for coffee (or tea if you swing that way.) 

If not, you have to be willing to go find them.In a nutshell the deal works like this...Find someone desperate to get rid of a house that they owe more on than they can hope to pay off, get them to deed that to you for as little money/risk to yourself as possible, then turn around and sell the chance to buy that house to someone with bad credit but plenty of loose cash they don't mind giving to you because you're not a traditional lender who cares about stuff like credit.If that sounds like your cup of tea, go for it!

They're scrambling and tap dancing because people are getting ready to start dumping a load of tea on SF bay. 

I did not let one tenant keep a mastiff puppy that they snuck in then had to turn down a really great prospect with a tea cup poodle.

Feel free to contact me and I will gladly buy you a cup of coffee or tea or what ever …Henry Staggs

Thanks Ned, subject 2 deals dont sound like theyll be my cup of tea.

So I discovered that tree tea oil will rid a pantry moth infestation in a matter of days.And vinegar traps will stomp out an infestation of fruit flies in the same amount of time.