I know it sounds like I'm splitting hairs but some banks write HELOCs in their residential department....which won't write Investment Properties.

She's about 25 years old with blond hair?

How do they present themselves; clothes, hair, posture, body languageDo they ramble and talk too much?

Specifically as a rental, my concerns would be :-people parking on or driving over the lateral field (this can crush them and cause them to no longer function properly)-people putting coffee grounds, hair, and other nonsense down the drain like they do in town (this can float into and clog the lateral field)

It might sound like I'm splitting hairs a bit but if you are paying back a hard money lender there shouldn't be any cash out needed....because generally, a HML will lend you 75% of the ARV, and then we roll in the closing costs to get to 80% ARV (if that makes sense). 

Kristine Marie Poe  these are the scenarios we buy... literally clear the tax's last minute.. then probate if necessary or whatever hair is on the deal..

Paying this off will do more for you mentally and emotionally than the hair splitting math of 3% debt vs 4-5% returns on $10k.

Really splitting hairs in regards to performance between markets.

The most recent guests were too loud, their dog was “on the loose and chasing people down” (they didn’t have a dog - I confirmed with my cleaner that there wasn’t a single dog hair found on the property).

You go get the appointment first and then come back to the office with your hair on fire to figure out what you need for the presentation and how to put that together.I find it super interesting that my office has a 200 agents...many who complain about having no business, but Saturday/Sunday and after 5pm is a ghost town.