It also states that if financing falls through, inspection of the house reveals structural damage, or for any reason that I the buyer would not want to buy the house in a specified time window (usually five days before closing, again this is adjustable) that I am free of any obligation and have the right not to purchase the house.

Maybe we can PM if this is too personal a question or if it will reveal your trade secrets : ).  

I had a little fun with the reveal of my hard work.

And plenty of checks and balances that forensic accounting will reveal if you pursue that path.2 out of 5 doesn't have to be consecutive and it doesn't mean you have to have slept there every night.  

"the residential property may not consist of more that four family units AND ONE BUSINESS unit except in the case of certain joint loans"With mixed use, which also in theory can go FHA in some cases, the appraisal report is going to come back revealing that the real estate agents lied to you about the building and its characteristics, causing you to say "yes" (based on bad information) when you should have firmly said "no" upfront, and then the Realtors are going to throw you under the bus and say that you suck and it's your fault (that they misrepresented the property to you...).

So "Oakland CA" google search reveals Alameda county because the first line of the wikipedia entry showing up on google's preview is "...largest city and county seat of Alameda County, California..." without having to open the actual wikipedia article.

Get a home inspection and see what it reveals.4.  

And all it takes is meeting enough people to put money in to make it work.Granted, this is all supposition but Madoff didn't want to reveal his super-secret strategies either.

I thought you two would have some synergy but wanted to get everyones permission to reveal names.  

As Steven says, a O&E report will reveal any other liens on the property and you can get those from Protitleusa.com.