If they are a pain in your side, and you wouldn't be sorry to see them go, hello nice fat increase.  

I found they tended to get fat and happy after awhile.

VA doesn't require PMI, however, there is a fat "VA funding fee" of like 2%.

I do this with the fat tenants as I figure them running is the only exercise they'll get all month. 

We do not know if this is true, feel free to disagree:Essentially, really fat people have a lot of difficulty passing waste when sitting on the toilet.

Classic mistake is the owner will hoard cash and live fat for years and make good bank.

Having expensive car loans, even having expensive cars is for fat cat rich investors. 

He'll fall for her and the next thing you know, he'll be marrying her and buying a ridiculously expensive "starter house" with a fat mortgage.And then come the kids, and the next thing you know, of course they have to get an even BIGGER house, and new cars every three years ("for the safety for the kids" of course).They'll end up with a truly insane mortgage they can barely pay with nothing left over for pity's sake and he'll spend the next twenty years trying to pay it down while raising kids who have to wear designer clothes and have expensive hobbies.

The county knows there is a problem, but to keep the tax roles fat they took no action since none was initiated.6.

You don't want the agent to have fat-fingered 4 bedrooms when it's only 3!