Water and sewer about 200 yards away.  1 mile to the main highway.  

You can, but I can think of half a dozen times in past 4-6 quarters it would have gotten into margin call. 

Quote from @Marc Shin: I saw a video by Miles Golden and he said you change transfer your primary mortgage to a HELOC, and then you can pay all your bills out of the HELOC and pay off your mortgage in 3-12 years. 

Half the states do not even require any type of Disclosure whatsoever.But as sort of a baseline, damage that has been repaired does not need to be disclosed in most states.

Solo 401K, pull personal loan out at 50K or half the balance of the account, whichever is less.

Personally, I airbnb half of my house, individual rooms, and stay nearly 100% booked.

Have a timeshare or airline miles to throw in. 

I do value her as a cleaner and she definitely goes the extra mile and are the eyes and ears on the ground for me.

I purchased both as a package and for the next six years enjoyed great cash flow as I paid the tax on the house lot annually at about half of what it should have been and neglected to pay anything on the tennis court lot.  

For FHA, I would ask your lender to confirm that they considered the 100 mile rule in calculating DTI.