Sorry sweetheart you can't vacuum and blow dry your hair at the same time.

The weirdest thing we saw was a long red hair wig hanging from the shower stall.  

I think a hair over $300k would be closer to reality in the end.What are some gut reactions to the numbers?

Such as, “Find addresses for all the little old blue-hair ladies in Arkansas.”2.Perform the task yourself, preserving each step, each link, each phone number (although, I have yet to ask VA’s to use phones.)

In the end, she was a very willing and graceful owner and we did great business together until the last tenants decided to raise pitch forks on us because they could not qualify for a loan and wanted their earnest money back.I grew some chest hair during that experience.  

Such as, “Find addresses for all the little old blue-hair ladies in Arkansas.”2.Perform the task yourself, preserving each step, each link, each phone number (although, I have yet to ask VA’s to use phones.)

If you did, which is very common in conventional lending and less common in private lending, then you re-affirmed as of that date of that signature the income, assets and real estate owned on that application, which was likely the same as original Application (1) which had not been updated by them or you.

I usually charge an additional  $ 50/month for a pet with a stipulation sometimes they have to have a professional clean the HVAC ductwork upon leaving (Pet hair).

She was a sweet little blue hair lady.

With interrogation it was determined that the drains weren't simply 'clogged' but that she had stopped up 1 bathtub drain by lack of cleaning her massive amounts of hair in the drain stopper.