My wife can be in her office downtown in less than ten minutes, I can get a reservation at the best restaurant in town the same day, and I can go from my couch to my seat at a Brewers game during rush hour in 25 minutes. 

While I was there, a vein in his arm ruptured and he started bleeding heavily all over his couch.

I drive a 10 year old car, and my couch is almost 20 years old and I get to walk my six year old son to school every day.

Couches are $50-300.

She was literally sleeping on a friends couch to get by...I told her come meet my property manager and he will show you the place....this was in a "C" neighborhood by the way......She called the day of the appointment and said, it was just to cold to go look at any places, but in a couple of months "I should call her back".So Lance this is what i would do if I were you1.

This usually comes up in the context of "please pray for me-- my deadbeat brother has been living on my couch for 3 months -- he can't find a job". 

I just think those that couch the assignment game as providing a service that helps people ..

@Chasity Couch  i believe it's a good deal if you're the mentor. 

I thought of that; maybe rolling down to Goodwill and picking up a couple of couches for the front yard as well.

Then once you have that in place, put together an action plan (specific) to get yourself off the couch and on the path to attain your goals.