I don't know that I would ever feel comfortable turning over my customer service to someone who only knows a few common English phrases (Unfortunately, yes I understand, I am terribly sorry, etc).  

To be on the top of the rank, what keyword are you shooting for?

Sometimes, I have to go through 5-10 pages of results to find a relevant post.One thing that has helped me is playing around with the search keywords.

If you haven’t already, follow and search keywords STR, short term rental, and Airbnb — you”ll receive an overwhelming amount of information.

I'm sure you love this phrase as much as I do but TYFYS haha. 

Or we see the spam in the threads of the using the keywords we have set. 

Given what you have said I will put it this way--I have never lent on a property nor would I lend on a property where that property was the Primary Residence (I am considering the phrase Primary Residence to be interchangeable with the phrase Personal Residence) of the borrower.Adhering to that trumps all else--yes?

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The way you phrased you opening questions - "I want somebody to do X" seems to come from an inexperienced person. 

Particularly be sure to include your goals for real estate investing so that folks can help you. 2) Follow your favorite forum topics and set up keyword alerts!