Blew out all four tires, broke the axles, and just crushed the car.

You need to build up a solid base of traditional methods (ie have Agents sending you listing and making offers, reaching out to rent ads to see if the landlord is tired & ready to sell, networking is 100% key). 

I work 70+ hours a week with my full time and part time job and it’s getting very tiring while trying to start a business.

I'm so tired of subscriptions.

It has been on the market for about 9 months and the owner apparently doesn't want to let potential buyers inside unless they are "serious", as he has had many tire-kickers in the past.

I’m just tired of false news going around specially here on landlord forums.

However, that was also where I got the most tire kickers and flaky people. 

Secondly, your friend is a tire kicker, they’re not going to lend you the money.

In my opinion, this latter usage gets old, tired, and dated after a time.Why are would floors generally laid out parallel to the longest dimension on floor surfaces?  

For cash buying (wholesaling), high % equity is super important - otherwise they cannot accept your discounted offer - and you will fail trying to negotiate directly with banks unless you know that world and have proof of funds, etc.Forget foreclosure as motivator - you'd be better off looking at % equity (minimum 40%) combined with other motivators such as:1) absentee owner ("tired landlord" & "2 house payment" profiles)2) probate/estate sale3) divorce4) code violations