The two-fat is just under $80,000 and I have about $800 in inspections etc already tied into it.

I'm negotiating an empty lot around the corner, and if we can get that, it will be worth buying the easement property just for the economies of scale.So, it's still in play, but on the back-burner for now...

No clogged toilets, no drippy faucets, burners that quit working, painting to spruce up the place.

As long as you don't put in a real stove, you're not even dodging regulations -- like AirBnbs that have a microwave and an installed two-burner "hotplate" in the countertop and a frozen-pizza sized toaster oven.

it's on the back burner but it's something I'd like to do one day since they're definition of rural is very lenient and they require less of a down payment (though it would have to be a good deal to still cash flow) Congrats on finding a deal!

I received a work order from the PM company regarding an electric coil burner on a stove that blew up.

I've seen tons of roofs infested with moss with a nice big fat zinc strip at the top.

Everyone always loves to talk about the great cash flow of asset-based businesses (like trucking) but they always conveniently forget about the depreciation and CAPEX, which often leads to a big fat nothing on exit.  

It is like asking a fat guy how to lose weight.

There is also amazing Hiking and fat-tire biking.