I bet you have a lot of repeat guests. :) 

Your best bet would be to look at a hard money lender who will underwrite the asset in question instead of your personal finance situation.

I really see Columbus Ohio as an extremely safe bet for the next 10-20 years.

That is a lot of work if I am the only one you are sending it to, but I bet your email list would grow quickly if you provided that level of service.      

I bet they will give you the information you want in return for removing the review.

It's only a material problem if they aren't providing to the greater society, and the reality is it's hard to tell right now but I would bet you'd see the one's in real control appreciate their contributions more than they find it a detriment. 

Stop hanging out with your deadbeat buddies that spend all day drinking, talking sports, and otherwise wasting away.

Your best bet would be to get with an agent who knows what areas are already zoned properly.

Utalizing a HELOC (Line of Credit) may be your best bet for your next property.

. :)  And then others talking about the Hot sports car they want to buy..