In our current residence, we built a Cinder block cactus/rose area for aesthetics. 

Like a cactus or a Christ Crown ?

Give them a $25 gift card to a local nursery so they can plant some flowers (or cactus as they case may be).When I inherited tenants last year, the landlord had raised their rent right when they put the place up for sale - to make the numbers look better.

Not only do you move along, you tell him to go love himself very very hard violently with a cactus wrapped in the roughest home depot sandpaper you can buy and to make sure he is COVID save you also splurt a lot of 97% alcohol sanitizer all over said cactus fully wrapped in sandpaper.There.!

Austin is a terrible place, full of cactus, rattlesnakes and drunken rednecks.

We own several fairly large apartment buildings in the Los Angeles County area and our water costs us an average of $60 per month per tenant.I am fairly sure the cost for water tripled in the past 10 or 15 years and we would probably be paying more than $120 per month if we had not installed water-saving toilets, water-saving shower heads, water=saving bathroom sink and kitchen faucets and we removed all the laws, shrubs and trees from every property we own and installed rocks and only 4 to 8 cactus plants on every property.

If you don't follow the right road your website becomes like a cactus located in the middle of the desert.

We also considered Rockscaping with some cactus.  

I posted about Obama secretly being a cactus in one of Tom's posts recently.

OK, all you people are going to make it where the rest of us will have to wait out in the hallway at the next Mod meeting because only Nathan and his head are going to fit in that room 🤣🤣 Good job my man - you're blunt like me but don't give off the same Jersey goombah aroma that I do - you have more of a tumbleweed cactus smell!