3) Once Trump starts running the presidency from prison and there is nobody minding the store in the White House, if my buyers are caught partying in the Lincoln Bedroom, will they   3.a) Be arrested and charged with burglary?   

@Dan Heuschele Every squatting incident begins with a burglary.

They look good on paper, but the realities of low-quality renters, high crime, unscrupulous vendors, and other problems can destroy the investment value.Some landlord insurance policies have burglary as an additional rider you must add on specifically.

Squatters usually end up with trespassing and various other charges (criminal mischief, burglary, theft, usually drug and weapons possession charges or they have outstanding warrants for other stuff/ are on probation).

Every squatter started their tenancy with burglary.

One sued for $1,500, his reported lost for a burglary, due to the lack of security in my building.

None have ever said no, as they would not be accepted without it.For our SFRs in NJ, the tenants do have a choice; if they decline it, they initial a clause in the lease, stating that they understand that the landlord's policy does not cover anything of theirs in the case of a fire, flood, power outage, burglary, etc.

The agent stated "I did include some coverage for vandalism/burglary which are optional, however, just want to make sure you are covered in the event of a loss." 

If they post a picture on facebook showing off the thousands of dollars they just stole in a burglary that may be a clue.

Bill S. you're right, everyone should invest in Denver, since there are no drugs, gangs, robberies or burglaries out here.