I also pay my cell phone and internet through here as I use both for business. 

Make it a point in your property rules to have tenants maintain proper egress, clean the home regularly, use the ventilation devices appropriately, and report to you in a timely manner any mold or moisture problems.Here is a clause from our rental agreement that covers this....MAINTENANCE OF PREMISES.Landlord will maintain all electrical, plumbing, heating, and other facilities and appliances supplied by Landlord in good working order.Landlord will perform periodic inspections of the premises, no less than once a year, for the purpose of property maintenance and repair.Landlord will notify Tenant in advance of the inspection.

Anything to help me seem less random and crazy.I do not yet have personal experience as a host (my apartment is not an option -- entry is super-complicated and tied to a 'precious' FOB device), but I've watched closely as my girlfriend has successfully Airbnb'd her townhome in DC and she has already suggested that I list her as a partner.

just a little internal device.    

I tried finding a website that does a reverse cell phone lookup to determine her name, but everything that popped up charged for the service.

Thanks guysExample some of my expensesauto ( fees, gas, parking, repairs )Bank feesEquipment rentalInsurances ( fire, renters, other )LicensesLoan interestoffice suppliespayroll expensespostageprintingAdvertismentproperty taxesRepairs ( general, major, other, vacancy )utilities ( sewer,water, pg&e, cable, garbage, internet, cell phone, vacancy )Services ( alarm, property management )Credit card debitDepreciation %

The auctioneer was inexperienced, lost (could not find the correct legal location of the auction, I had to call her on her cell), could not pronounce "situated", read the entire legal description down to the manhole cover on the SE corner of the property and was personable and pleasant.

CNN has left repeated messages at the cell phone number that Bracamonte provided for Stretton but received no reply so far.

Also, do you recommend a 'google voice' type account for cell phone? 

Ineichen in which the court found that plaintif Bronk could not prove her dog was anything more than a pet and therefore it was not a service dog under the law.In re Kenna Homes Cooperative Corporation, the court also found that a landlord can require proof of disability and proof of training.The full text of these two cases and other cases involving service animals and housing, are available at http://servicedogcentral.org/content/node/187OTOH, courts are also finding under the FHAA that so-called emotional support animals can also be considered assistive devices for those disabled by severe mental illness.