You take this deal that’s full of hair and abandoned by others, and you turn it into gold.

It doesn't have to be bigger than a hair for them to get through.

I’m pulling my hair out.

I would tell you to start pulling data for off market deals and find a 10%cap rate with out all the hair this one presents.

So, I usually have dog hair on my clothes, but I can't refuse a hug from a k-9.

I have to ask.....Do you cut your own hair?

At the time the water bill will still $600 to $700 so i was pulling my hair out lol. 

*If someone asks how much the deposit is, asks for a reduction in the deposit/rent or if they want to work out a payment plan on the deposit then they will probably not be the best of tenants*Dollartree is great for cleaning supplies, soft pretzels and paint brushes; you will want copper sponges for baked on filth and magic erasers for kids' artwork at minimum (Make sure to run the pretzel under water before adding the salt or cinnamon sugar then put it in the microwave)*A crescent wrench can be used as a meter key in a pinch*The better than wax toilet seals are less messy than wax and toilet bolts usually require a sawzaw to remove; Flappers come in two sizes: 2" and 3"*Sharkbites and pex make plumbing at least 100 times easier *Drill augers work pretty well to clear drains and bathroom sink drains can sometimes be cleared with a screw slid around the stopper to remove hair*Thinset also works as grout and caulk also works as mastic in a pinch* A garden hose cap or shutoff will resolve a leaky hose bib for right now; Can't pressure wash without a hose bib?

Just like a settlement in court...or a plea deal....sometimes it just makes more sense to get it done quick and easy and you come out aheadIts really splitting hairs and a matter of semantics......I hate cash for keys.....and hope I never have to face that decision because it would piss me off beyond belief.... but if that day comes when its quicker and cheaper to "rip the band aid off quickly", then I may consider it..... but I do my best to never be in that spot.....

Stupid me, i was working with a hair dryer, and being scientific about it, but I should have been asking Paul Sandhu, and should have been using a flame thrower!