Might get a fat zero on the closing statement. 

I don't deal with clients or any of that area that's my wife department and she gets a fat commission for it, more than the average property management company out there.The cashflow is way better than long term tenants, like wayyy more, and also I can enjoy my properties from time to time, the wife loves that...The numbers always have worked out more than long term tenants.

Landlords are big, fat, soft targets, 90% of what we do is just own stuff.  

I feel way more comfortable trimming the fat and running with a great cash flowing property.

It seems like every single time I call they never fail to mention how they always have a cash buyer on the back burner and they want nothing to do with seller financing.

And one burner is broken on the current cooktop. 

Fat thumbs I guess!!!

We paid off our home mortgage of 3.75% but so we could put a fat 1st Heloc on it and buy rentals quickly with cash at a discount.What's the plan when you pay it off?

The time between 2008-2012 were fat times and profits were good as the margins were large and the room for error was significant.  

I've talked to the local appliance shop that it was purchased from and they said it is more than likely caused from misuse or incorrect care there examples were dropping some thing, sudden change of temp by placing a cold pan on a hot burner, overheating the glass, ect.