I've demolished, renovated, and worked my tail off on many occasions. 

I know I did and it did not end well, so let me tell you from personal experience.Remember the old tails where the price searches the country for the pricess?

Kicking our tails for not investing then.  

I've seen too many developers or wanna-be developers pound their fists on the desk only to walk out with their tails between their legs. 

The landlord must agree to the Section 8 contract terms, which in our experience are reasonable and dove-tail nicely with our own rental agreement.

A few days ago my childhood bestie brought her 4 yo. over and (of course), the 4 yo tried to pull my dog's tail, and did pull my dog's tail, like she was walking my dog on a leash!

The little Shitzu I just dog sat kept getting **** stuck on its tail and smearing it everywhere.

Don't forget management activities, if you think you're going to sit back and wait for the mailman to bring you your paycheck while you sit on your tail and watch Oprah you're delusional.

It's taken me forever to even half get the hang of it, and that's not without a minor trip to the FAA with my tail tucked...

When making financial decisions it is important to remember not to let the tax tail wag the dog.