You can agree with me or not, but anyone who doesn't see the people as people will just have a big fat headache trying to play monoploy in the ghetto.

Maybe look at your monthly expenses and trim some fat.

It's as much a caricature as a fat, floridly mustachioed police officer pounding down a doughnut in a Crown Victoria.Does the tenant have your telephone number?

Say the phrase "fat loss" and your ad will get canned for offensiveness several steps before the submit button LOL.

I've spent more time reading about HOW to lose this fat than putting in the effort to actually losing it, like going for a jog or consistently doing workouts/exercises.I just "jumped in" with renting out my bachelor pad and not knowing the true costs, I ended up selling that property because it was a financial dog, and putting it into a duplex.

So while a 3 year old eviction would normally be a big fat NO, I can identify with a need to take a closer look at the rare person who wants to be a tenant.  

@Jordon March -  Anyone will go for anything if the business plan is sound, the operator is a rockstar and the profit margin is fat enough.  

My fat wife might eat it too.

Particularly 'Education' being my fave so that people(newbies/novices in particular) will more than likely aim for now.

Remember the old saying: pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.