Crap, if I don't get this thing sold soon the listing is going to expire or they're going to cancel, and then I'm out a commission!

Buy as many properties as possible and have as many buyers as possible, and someone is certain to buy your crap.  

When I got out of the Navy, the market was crap and I was upside down.

This is a recipe for not getting paid and the work being crap.  

Unless you are well-versed in the different types of deeds and different types of SF, I'd pass.A QCD with a LC or CFD is crap.  

It's not worth the crap that you have to put up with.

But as long as there are more tenants than landlords this crap sells in Portland, especially as we are picking up more of the "educated" highly-paid, west coast effete elites from San Francisco and Los Angeles who are moving up here largely to avoid the problem they created at home.

Tomorrow morning I'll be trying to set it up, but does anyone have any good tutorials on how to set it up?

I had a realization tonight while driving home that oh crap, taxes are due less than a month away and I haven't found a CPA yet.

I'm a rental homeowner myself and I know what it's like to have horrible tenants who don't give a crap that it's someone else's house.