Can I write off BOTH the moving truck that I will hire AND my entire cross-country road trip (hotels, meals, supplies, etc.) to get my car there?

You are way too green to even consider notes and from what you are saying, you are literally just taking things others suggested and saying you want to invest in them which is a recipe for disaster.

I don't care about someone's color, religion, sexual proclivities, their stance on green energy, political affiliation, etc.I want people that pay rent on time, take care of the property, and communicate when needed.

Quote from @Jonathan Greene: BRRRR doesn't match with VA and 203k as they are owner-occupied loans as others have said.

I must say that I am green to real estate investing as well, so any input that may be of help would be greatly appreciated.

I am open to all suggestions and or tips since I am very green to this life. 

I am as green as could be when it comes to real estate investment.

If you listen to the BiggerPockets podcast, you’ve probably heard David Greene say something like “in these market conditions, good deals are made.” 

Most require skin in the game on deals and work like this:Rates: 10% to 14% (Most Deals are 12%)Terms: 1 Day - 24 Months (Most Deals are 6 months)Fees: 2-5 points(%) of loan amount paid at closing (Most Deals are 3 points(%))Minimum Loan Amount: $50,000 Max Loan: 65-70% of After Repair Value(ARV) 100% Rehab Financing Available (Most Deals require 20% of purchase price down payment or cross-collateral)Closing Timeframe: 48 Hours - 3 Weeks (Most Deals are 10 business days)NO PRIMARY RESIDENCES, NON-OWNER OCCUPIED ONLY, BUSINESS AND COMMERCIAL USE ONLY.

Quote from @Jonathan Greene: Quote from @Joe Villeneuve: You realize what you're asking is which is better, an airplane, or a cheese pizza?