For your short term goals might just tell you to keep learning or get into some type or style like Fix and Flip with wholesaling. 

Also, your writing style and opinions are pretty similar, albeit, less obnoxious, vulgar, and infused with slang (so at least your improving). 

The minimum price of a home I’ve found on Zillow in the same neighborhood is 16990 and the median price of homes of the same style in the same neighborhood is 225000.

No townhouse style.

The minimum price of a home I’ve found on Zillow in the same neighborhood is 16990 and the median price of homes of the same style in the same neighborhood is 225000.

The 14-story, 320,000-sf residential part will be the first downtown-style residential tower in the Domain area.

In fact, a Texas Supreme Court ruling on May 25, 2018 could also severely limit an HOA/POA's ability to prohibit or restrict AirBnB-style rentals.

@Jay Styles Thanks Jay - Congrats again on your property!

The new illegals don't come here as much anymore, the rents are just too GD high NYC style.

I spent last weekend tiling the porch of one of my properties in the diagonal/tile style as a challenge and that's something, to me, that is fun and rewarding.The reason I posted this in "Off Topic" is because this is a bit tongue-in-cheek and a bit serious too!