The cleaner will make all the beds up with clean linens.

., the housekeepers only do linens and don't unload the dishwasher or replace shampoo, etc.). 

Made me smile.Clever, very clever.

You’ll have to get clever with down payment or what you’re buying.

Section 513(a) of the National Housing Act, as amended,provides that as long as mortgage insurance is outstanding,no portion of the housing covered by any such mortgage shallbe used for transient or hotel purposes;The Secretary has defined the term transient or hotelpurposes to mean (1) any rental for a period less than 30days, or (2) any rental if the occupants of the housingaccommodations are provided customary hotel services suchas room service for food and beverages, maid service,furnishing and laundering of linen, and bellboy service.Thanks,Ate

I also contract with or with out linens (replacement costs of linens written into contract).

Are there clever ways to pay for large real estate purchases that put cash back in my pocket? 

There's always little things like stained linens or broken dishware you'll need it for.

I completely agree with John above about having the cleaning staff put away all personal belongings and probably having a completely different set of linens, towels etc for the family vs renters.3.Turn off instant book.

I usually pad in a few extra $ for the ongoing costs of replacing linens, dishes, etc every now and then.