Lots of bad actors out there, so be sure you know what you're getting into.

These real actors are crazy high on rent here and we looked to buy a home but we gave that up here in New Hampshire.

If the tenant was malicious or has a poor track record then will return the call with an honest account of our experience.

What if they maliciously take advantage of me and stay for ever?

Not only that, but where the actions are with malicious intent, you can receive treble (or triple) the damages than normal.

but the cost of eviction, lost rent,  turn-over cost, potential malicious damage--- Not worth it. 

I do not ask questions that would violate the Fair Housing Act or other non-discrimination laws.

Here is the Seattle definition: “Discrimination” means any conduct, whether by single act or as part of a practice, the effect of which is to adversely affect or differentiate between or among individuals or groups of individuals, because of race, color, creed, religion, ancestry, national origin, age, sex, marital status, parental status, sexual orientation, gender identity, political ideology, honorably discharged veteran or military status, alternative source of income, participation in a Section 8 or other subsidy program, the presence of any disability, or the use of a service animal by a disabled person.

Perhaps consider hiring/renting a cop movie car with actors even.

In any prosecution (for trespass) under RCW 9A.52.070 and 9A.52.080, it is a defense that:(1) A building involved in an offense under RCW 9A.52.070 was abandoned; or(2) The premises were at the time open to members of the public and the actor complied with all lawful conditions imposed on access to or remaining in the premises; or(3) The actor reasonably believed that the owner of the premises, or other person empowered to license access thereto, would have licensed him or her to enter or remain:Second,  abandonment can be implied.