Instead going to some fantasy-land of cabals and lizard-alien conspiracies.   

Are your days wide open to accept visitors for events, such as local football games?  

I'm looking to get a house close to the pro football hof.

What my fantasy is is that one day I will be able to as soon as I get a receipt write a corresponding address on it (I'm always doing 2 or more rehabs at a time), and then take a pic of it, and then throw it away and never think about it again!

Fantasy, Sci-fi, REI related, medical journals, and self-improvement books.  

There are NO deals in Denver, the weather is horrible, and our football team is awful!

It is a win win  as for me I am able to sit in my chair and watch football and my seller gets exposure for their home while the agent is hoping to sell my listing and pick up potential clientsBack to the question, 25 years ago that is how I got my start was holding open houses at other agents listings to procure clients. 

Its like he is living in some sort of fantasy world where he expects to get use of this building rent free.  

That's about $5000, and they were there for 16 months, so that's about another about $3800 a year.So for my single family home, it's pretty consistently $3800 a year not counting smaller repairs and not counting any big CapEX expenditures.The thought that you're only going to spend $2500 per year per unit is just pure fantasy. 

-My wife and I have agreed that we both get 3 days a week to pursue things of interest such as the football team I play on and my business.