Insurance had confiscated the oven because they had determined a specific burner had been left on with a pot of oil on it.

Pigs get fat, but hogs get slaughtered.

Congrats on the fat checks!

Some people will go to extreme measures to cover up a spotty rental record, such as providing a friend a burner phone and having them pose as their last landlord, printing up fake business cards, etc.

The fat sweaty guy with the gas can is locking the exit doors.

The winter is a good time to buy as things slow down and people are inside getting fat!

Lenders are different than partners, with the sole purpose of making their purse fat at the expense of yours which is lean.Do it in your own spake the lessons of Babylon. 

And that ratio can offset another investment that might be a low cash flow to start.Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.

My first time getting up on the roof since they've begun renting, and there's greases and fats all over the place.

(not a big deal, easily fixable)25) No Arc Fault Breakers in required areas of electrical panel26) Doorbell does not work (not a big deal, easily fixable)27) Branch circuits miswired to a single bus bar28) Gas furnace does not have a sediment catcher29) HVAC does not have overflow drain pan30) Water heater is a 2009 model (was "replaced")31) Corrosion observed on the hot water handle for laundry connections32) Toilet loose in bathroom (bathroom was "rehabbed")33) Gap between wall and faucet in guest bathroom shower (bathroom was "rehabbed")34) Hot water handle in master shower spins and does not turn on (bathroom was "rehabbed")35) Leaks under all sinks observed36) Dishwasher drain hose did not form a loop and create a trap under sink37) Door on dishwasher does not latch 38) Disposal was not plugged in and was not tested (probably doesn't work)39) No anti-tipping device on stove, and back left burner does not work40) Sprinkler system was not tested.