PS, these were meant to be jokes, no offense intended.

No offense to all you out of town investors but it is nice to see our money staying here.

No offense but they're like lawyers will be happy to cut in to anyones deals.

I'm definitely a newbie =) I shared my personal experience at the request of another member - apologies if it was offensive to anyone in any way.Domicile Consulting is the inspection company I used - several of their inspectors including the owner/founder have had experience w/ PFR.

I don't see why you would cut a break for a married couple - there's the same amount of work involved screening them vs. an unmarried couple.I was told when I first got my real estate license to stay away from certain terms and phrases like "great for familes" or "close to churches" and we were also told that using "master bedroom" could be considered offensive, but everyone still uses that term.

I have a little different take, no offense intended.

Mortgage fraud is typically charged as a felony offense, but misdemeanor crimes are possible in cases where only a small amount of money is involved, typically less than about $1,000.Prison.

No offense, but my job is to do what's the best for the seller, not find a way for a buyer to get in with no money down, and put the seller at a higher risk, especially with someone that doesn't look like they can refi out in 2 years, and Especially a buyer apparently with no cash reserves for repairs/capex.

By the way, it is a federal offense to open another person's mail box, if you are not a postal employee.

Personally, I find that concept offensive.