So, I'd suggest, when you're actually willing to work and get off you fat back sides, to get your tail out from behind a computer screen, off the couch and get some decent shoes on and walk and talk, Learn how to meet people face to face, knock doors, strike up a conversation at the café about what you do.

Pigs get fat. 

Remember if it's a large title with volume they might be fat cats.

If you've got no other money you can make your own bandit signs with a super-fat black marker and pieces of cardboard.

I live in fat northeast philly not far from Franklin mills area 

Once I hit my target monthly rental income I'll snowball all the mortgages, get fat, and smoke more cigars.  

A new six month old stove had burners that were black from not being cleaned and needs to be replace. 

The company got fat and lazy over the past 15 years, and this is Mayer getting it into fighting shape.Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/why-marissa-mayer-told-remote-employees-to-work-in-an-office--or-quit-2013-2#ixzz3LDfuQ2So"

The landlord pays the bill for either the single oil or gas burner that provides heat to all the units as well as heating the hot water tank.

That said, it functionally is not prudent as you are sort starting in the wrong place with a big fat elephant in the room.